I plan to celebrate Blasphemy Day in my usual fashion, by blaspheming some major religion. I can't make fun of Judaism; they'd just scream "anti-Semitism!" and make me
feel bad. Can't make fun of Islam; one of the faithful would mosey up alongside me and
blow himself up and make me feel dead. At first glance, Hinduism looks ripe for satire,
but any religion that has a god with an elephant head is already beyond satire. Ah well, I guess it'll have to be the Christians again.