Happy Litha

Go outside tonight and engage in some neighborhood-appropriate celebration of the Summer Solstice. As long as whatever you're going to do doesn't scare family pets or small children, you're good to go. On second thought, to hell with the small children, I'm tired of having to curtail my revelries for fear of traumatizing the delicate widdle feelings of that army of annoying, malodorous little sprogs.

But I digress.

Anyway.